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Kamira

11/19/08 04:42 am

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Beleive it or not, this was actually an assignment in Biology. William is a drunk crazy person with three arms, living on top of a hippie's SUV, which is always speeding across the highway. One day they ran over some monkey pedestrian's and the SUV bumped and William flew off and landed on the road head first and got ran over by 2 cars, and had to have stitches to his head and some other stuff healed. After that, they went to the grand canyon, whih was a disaster since they accidently drove off of it. And that was the end for the SUV, but the 2 people were alive. Anyway, William's pen pal in Algeria, who is 4 years old, got AIDs and every possible disease but lived. He then decided to dig a hole. It was 1 foot by 1 foot by 1 million feet, the million going underground, and it then rained and filled up the whole. the pressure cause the hole to deepen, and that time it had struck the mantle, which cause a giant volcano to form and engulf the earth in magma. But the hippy lived because hippies are too not-having-showers to die of anything other then water. So there he was, sort of swimming in this pool of lava that was now the earth (it covered the earth 10 feet deep) and one day, it all hardened, leaving the earth simple a gigantice rock. Then SUV's from Mars took over the world, set up government, and such. The hippy didn't mind being ruled by SUV's except they always would drive over him. Unlucky for all of them, one day mutant cell phones launched an invasion, but the car dealer that made all the SUV's issued out super SUV tanks, 10 times the size of a normal SUV and with tank stuff. But that was not enough, and all but 5 died out. Those 5, including the SUV dictator, hid on the moon. But one day, all the cell phones ran out of minutes and died, and SUV's took over again. Then the hippy ate a super rock, and with the nutrients in it grew to be 100 feet tall, so then he worked on destroying all the evil crazy SUV's. once he did, Chuck Norris and William suddenly respawned out of nowhere, and used antimagma to get rid of all the dried lava, and the world returned to normal? Everyone sort of just reappeared and stuff.

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Bouncy Ball

11/19/08 05:12 am

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