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| I saw a rather dead and extremely lame joke box, and decided to start a new one. Post any random jokes, or just comment or rate other jokes.
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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I collect staples. But not staplers.
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GoldenGoshawk | |
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| Nice one haha :P
The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again."
"Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."
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Charizard2993 | |
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| Haha,
Here's a good one
Three women go shopping, ones a red head, a brunette, and the other has green hair. They all go through the same check stand and the cashier co mets on how they all have beautiful hair. The read head flips her hair back saying "it's natural". The brunette curls her hair around her finger saying "it's natural" the green haired girl wipes her hand from her nose to her head saying "it's naatural."
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| a dyslexic man walks into a bra lol |
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